Always listen to people who don't talk very much!
- Panhandler Tip #1
The Panhandlers: Panhandler Tips
Tips For Good Living
Don't Spit into the West Texas Wind!
- Panhandler Tip #2
Flat Chested Women are better in bed!
- Panhandler Tip #3
Be careful, because everyone looks good at closing time!
- Panhandler Tip #4
Don't Eat Yellow Snow!
- Panhandler Tip #5
The Sun sets in the West, but it rises in the South!
- Panhandler Tip #6
Never play Poker, or drink Whisky, with a man named Doc!
- Panhandler Tip #7
Don't hunt Quail with a girl who drives a Pickup Truck with a Gun Rack in the back!
- Panhandler Tip #8
Ice Cold Beer is one of the three most important things in life! The other two are Hot Girls and Whisky!
- Panhandler Tip #9
Love Always! Work Hard! Play Fair! Win Big! Live Large!
- Panhandler Tip #10